All Men Are Cremated Equal T-Shirt Mortuary Funny Tee Goth

A straightforward statement with a darkly playful edge: “All Men Are Cremated Equal,” finished with a small cremation urn and crossed-bones graphic. Printed on a relaxed classic-fit cotton shirt with a clean crew neckline, it has the easy feel of a dependable everyday tee while letting the message do the talking.

Product features:

- Strong, smooth fabric designed for crisp printing

- Seamless tubular construction without side seams

- Elastic ribbed collar designed to retain its shape

- Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and reduce stretching

- Classic relaxed fit with a comfortable crew neckline

Care instructions:

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dry clean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat